Wednesday, April 7, 2010

(almost) Wordless Wednesday: IRS Edition

Because it's that time of year, and I just couldn't help myself.* Click on the form for a bigger image that's easier to read.  


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I hate to include a disclaimer and ruin everyone's fun, but these are NOT real tax forms. Neither Brutus nor I endorses claiming a dog as a dependent, or defrauding the IRS in any way.  Besides, they aren't even for the current year, so someone would probably notice...  A good joke to play on your accountant, though!!


28 comments:

mayziegal said...

My mom said she would prolly LIKE doing her taxes more if the forms were like that! Whew! But I'm glad I'm a dog and don't have to pay taxes. I would hates to give the government peoples part of my cookies.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Petsitgal said...

Hello,
I agree with Mayzie! I'm a coonhound who loves my treats and I wouldn't want to give them up to the government just because a silly piece of paper told me to!
Daisy

Frankie Furter said...

Tooo funny to think about. LOL LOL

ScrapsofMe said...

SHE needed a chuckle...SHE who waits to the last minutes cuz she hates paying a single cent more or even thinking about it!

Bonnie

houndstooth said...

You mean we're not dependants? Uh oh!

Bunny

The Two Country Poodles said...

Hmmm...Furry interesting.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Dory and the Mama said...

Mama is still giggling and thinking about printing them our to play a joke on Daddy...;-)

Smileys!
Dory

Martine said...

Too funny!!!

I wish we could claim dogs as children! This post made the tax season just a little bit more bearable.

xo martine & the kiddlets

the booker man said...

hmmph. we doggies should totally be claimable!
*woof*
the booker man

Aniemother said...

Mom's still giggling...

B

Nubbin' Tails said...

I agree with Booker Man. My mom tell people that all her kids have 4 legs and fur! With 7 of us mom could be rocking the refund! What with daycare costs, all the food we eat every month, the vet!

Wags!

Mr. Nubbin'

kissa-bull said...

mommish ish printing it out now to twick the daddish later
teehee hee
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack

Kari in WeHo said...

does that mean I have to file three more things?

K9friend said...

Isn't it a shame that we can't claim all our critter expenses?

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Ummm Brutus, I didn't see the section where you can deduct the all the pressies you send me.

Love,
Stella

The OP Pack said...

Ha roo rooo- those are great - gave us a good laugh.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lorenza said...

Haaa!
Good one!
Looks much better than the other forms!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Benny and Lily said...

Hopefully you will get lots of bones in your return

1000 Goldens said...

Soooooooooo funny :o)

Jazzi said...

Brutus
Thats one good thing about being a dog, we dont have to pay taxes. Our only job is getting rid of the pesty squirrels and taking care of our humans. WHew!! that is enough sometimes huh??

wags
Jazzi

Amber and Nala said...

Very funny Brutus! ;) Happy Belated Birthday to mason! Hope it was a super one!

Kisses,
Nala

My Sons Mum said...

Ha ha ha. Your Mum has a great sense of humour. Twas rather a wordy wednesday though no?

elbouwii said...

hahahahahaha

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Oskar said...

My mom person was about to call her accountant to claim me when she saw your disclaimer. For some reason she thinks I am expensive!!

Joe Stains said...

BOL these forms are way better than the usual boring ones.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

If only we COULD deduct all the stuff Dennis has destroyed ...

Mango said...

Ha! Now there is a real tax return.

We almost got ours done, but need to wait until Monday when I can call UBS to figure out my stupid stock options. Sigh.

Mango Momma

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! LOL ... thanks for sharing. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar